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April 12th 2005, 07:50 AM
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Peasant He/Him United States
It rubs the lotion on its skin... 
278: Your accent makes "dink" sound like "dick" therefore making your friends beleive you have a good friend named richard...amoung other things...

279: You sleep with a life size Bonca plushie

280: you have been known to be startled in the night and grab your cardboard clawsword and slash at your set bonca plushie

281: You own the Dink Smallwood thong...and wear it.(stop looking at me like that I swear I dont wear it... )

282: You find a buried chest and open it saying "come on light sword, I needa light sword" only to be pummeled by your local chapter of retired pirates...