The Dink Network

1. You dont know your mothers name.
2. You see a burnable tree and think "Where did I put that fireball spell again...".
3. You kill animals and eat their hearts because you think that they heal you.
4. You kill small animals and scream "YAY!! I got level up!!"

5. You've seen this sort of thread at least a dozen times.

6. You try to buy a loaf of bread with gold coins (probably recieved at Christmas).

7. You can't figure out why you can't skip through conversations with your friends by tapping your very own "space bar".

8. Progeny turns you on.

9. You start laughing at my jokes.

10. You wake up in the morning, surrounded by corpses, coated in blood, unable to remember the previous night... and then start searching the bodies for potions, swords and other Cool Hero Stuff™.

11.you keep hitting the 'q' button when your computer feezes up.

12. You think what D-mod you should play tomorrow.
28. You forget how to count.
14. You are a pig farmer.

12. Your teacher/friend/anyone asks you for one of the numerous assignments/the cd you borrowed/anything, and you answer "I'm gesturing wildly to no avail!" since you cannot just magic yourself away.

#15 (at my guess) When you punch someone, you expect them to shout out a how much HP they've lost
#16 You only walk in 8 directions
#17 Your are contributing to this list
#18 Again
#19 You've got the I love Dink song
#20 And just heard it yesterday
#21 You wonder why doors don't creeeaaaaak when you open them
#22 You are astounded by seeing windows on the *indside* of buildings.

23).You start mindlessly killing people
24).You freeload on peoples property
25).You hit people to hear what they say
26).You think pillbugs are bigger than they really are
27).You make a hit on your aunt

28. You start drinking from fountains.
29. You think pillbugs are real.

30. you kills you aunts husband

31. You actually clean your room occasionally, since the engine only supports so and so many sprites per screen.

32. You walk into random peoples houses and consider it wierd when police come and carry you away because you did so

33. Also why in these peoples houses you break every container and scream "potions, where do you keep your potions"

34.You drink evrything you see, because you think it might be a potion.

35.Sometimes you just walk around and say stuff like "I don't see anything here", "Not much happening here"

36.You try to push away rocks to see if there's a cave behind them.

37.You drink a quart of fermeldahyde for magic

38.You start posts like this that go on rampage for 100+ posts like that one that one summer

39.You kill animals assuming they'll be back in a minute or two

40. You start punching ducks, because you want theyre heads to fall of.

41. You get a grenn voice in your head that tells you to smash barels.

42. You change your name to Dink Smallwood

43. You punch evryone (and evrything) to see what they would say.

44. You try talking to wells and bookcases, when you want to get money or information.

45. You think delivering nuts to someone is some kind of murder

46. You wonder why you can't use the screenlock trick to walk through walls

47. You refer to yourself as &current_sprite

48. You kill bugs just to hear the "to-da-ding" levelup sound.

49. You want savebots in case you do something wrong.

50. You set two ducks near eachother and expect them to spit hellfire.

51. You're talking to people and you expect a chart of choices to spring up. As it doesn't, you deem it wiser to just stop talking to those stupid people someone didn't bother scripting properly. Consequently you lose all human contact except for the ones at Dink Network.

Edit: @ redink1, I... expected someone to say that. Perhaps not with that exact wording, though

51 Addendum:

say_stop("How does that work, Sharp?", &redink1);
wait(250);
say_stop("I mean, it isn't like we give you choices either.", &redink1);

choice_start()
"Uh... sure you do"
"But that doesn't count, as this is text, not talking to someone"
"[Beat redink1 with a chair]"
choice_end()

52).You expect to see yourself in a screen
53).You think gold is the local currency
54).You "level up" and try to destroy a table in one hit
55).You think fountain water will morph you into a Duck
56).You look for your father
57).You think police wear armor and carry axes

SabreTrout, pillbugs DO exist, i think its really called an "Isopod"

EDIT: Whoops, I spelt his name wrong... hehehe

Informally they are called rollie-polies.

Yeah they roll up...and on really hot days they turn grey and die...

58. After walking into your bedroom's wall several times you tell your mom..."Very good, Few hardness errors...hmm..."

59. Walk into stores and leaveing mad when they still arent selling clawswords...

60. When you need money, you look for change on the ground.
61. You only have a habit of eating still-beating animal hearts.
62. You can never stand still.
63. You have a general problem with authority figures.
64. You have no respect for anything.
65. You kill your nieghbours pets.
66. You destroy your nieghbours boxes/barrels, looking for the elusive beating hearts.
67. You tie garlic and majoram to your boots, hoping you can transform them to the elusive herb boots of speen. Unfortunatly your method isn't quite refined yet, seeing as how everyone elses footware speed up when they are around you. You are also not sure why they are always gravitate away from you, but you think it may be a side effect.
68. You get frustrated when you find out your general store doesn't stock bombs.

I'll leave at that.

.69 You make a lame sexual joke for Dinker's coming up with enough reasons to get all the way to number 69.

.70 You leave this forum after being to busy, but still come back months later as addicted and stalwart as ever to Dinking!

,
The Vault Dweller

71).You turn EVIL!
72).You try to use "debug mode"
73).You aren't familiar with any of the 21st century objects (Exept the computer)
74).You wait till your house catches fire
75).You try to dress up as Dink
76).You discover that your head is growing a Hard drive

77)You look for the 'm' button whenever you get lost.

75).You try to dress up as Dink

Me and my friend were going to Dink cosplay once but unfortunately we didn't have green tights so it didn't happen.

78) You mistake santa clause for King Daniel
79) You realise that christmas gnomes are wizards
80) You see the world as a dmod you're starring in and wonder why the author made it so hard to know what to do next
81) You hit someone in the head with a sword then laugh at him lying in a pool of blood for having so little HP

82) Even when you're not at the forum,you're dreaming about the forum.
83) You spill coffee on your scratch sheet and after it dries,you take a photo to immortalize the tragedy.And share it with the forum.
84) You spend hours trying to think of more things to write on this list.

85. If you have contributed anything to this list

85. Your teachers have given up on trying to call you by your real name and you not answer to anything but Dink.

86. You get in trouble with the tree huggers when you insist on burning evry tree because you think there might be a stairway underneth

87. If you've actually read the previous 86 submissions.

88).If this list reaches 100
89).If you find spider webs on your arms while playing Dink
90).You try to adjust your volume
91).You try to kill hunters and travelers
92).You can't move because you can't find the arrow keys
93).If you hesitate to talk in a conversation, You think its because the script is broken
94).You expect to hear music when you go outside
95).You go to the local pond and start punching off duck heads

96) You get angry when nobody gives you a quest.
97) You call everyone who's bad Milder
98) You wonder why its so dark at night.
99) You walk around saying I'm fairly sure I can't talk to this, and nothing to see here all the time.
100) You wear blue shoes to walk faster.

101. You talk to a sign board... and the sign board talks back!

102. You're so eager to contribute to this list that you write in "You contribute to this list" for the 3rd time.

103. If you contribute to this list (there 4 times )

104. If you really beleive that the "real world" is the game and dink is sitting at a comp controling you o.0

105: You name your firstborn son 'Dink'.

106: You fantasise about Milder. Mmm...Milder.

107. You spend precious family visiting time logged onto this site rather than socialising(but I don't know who does that).

106+: You actually fantasize about Milder so much that you convince yourself of his being just a misunderstood tragic hero, and write three d-mods to Make That Clear To Everybody.
Mmmmmmmmmm.... Milder.
(I'd rather name my firstborn Milder than Dink, though. Hmmph.)

@ point 107: I once was a whole day in the Dink Chat (back then, when it was living) while my mother celebrated her birthday.

108: You woder why you cant find the edge of the screen.

109: You begin commenting on the universes space-time fantastic hardness properties.

110: You see a very small man and ask him to tell you how to do Fireball magic.

111: You give 1500 coins to a poor man that is trying to get money and say him: "Now, where's that Hellfire magic?"

112: You always want a bigger bed
113: You belive that death lives in a rowboat
114: You want to go on a quest for cheeze
115: You find huge rocks with you name carved in them
116: You revive a post on when youve played dink to much only to post 5 new points

117.You talk yellow
118.You want something, you keep pressing E
119.You are convinced that you will rewarded for your quest and everyone will adore you, though you're just takin'out the trash
120.You are surprized, that not all floors in houses are slanting wooden

121. You start thinking dink looks kinda sexy.

You listen to too much music when you've deleted all of your dink files to make more room for mp3s.

You played it to much when: you put a tree in to fire and wonder why al the trees next to that tree start catching fire too..

When will this threads stop?

123. You wonder why deaths rowboat floats on fire
124. You also wonder why the wooden rowboat doesn't burn.
125. When someone tells you do to something/go get something, that becomes your lifes goal.
126. You can only carry 16 things, no matter how big they are, or how heavy.
127. Conversly, it is feasible that you could carry 16 of anything, including, but not limited to, nuclear explosives, suits of armor, or planets.
128. You go to the drug store and try to buy nuclear explosives to blow up this rock, but they just laugh at you.
129. Your in a burning building with lots of windows, but you can't get out except through the door.
130. Sometimes you run into and start pushing at the empty air, muttering "danged screenlock."

131).You estimate this thread will last till the end of 2005
132).You can't get to a certain place so you try to get to the DN to ask for help
133).You look for a walkthrough for "life"
134).You try to open DinkEdit to move things
135).You think chicks will dig you everywhere
136).You can't find your pigs
137).You kill ducks at the pond and wonder why people tell you to stop (I used this one earlier, ah well, if people do it a lot its worth 2 points)

138: You expect to be put into random quests all the time
139: You expect splashing people will do 1-3 damage per secound
140: You start to make Dmods
141: Or review them like crazy
142: When... All the weomen in your life have one of about 4 tilesets
143: Every calls you a pig farmer
144: You smell slightly like a root vegtable

145) This thread is still alive

146) I predict this thread will never die.

Come one people! Nearly 150!

147.You have to visit the dink network several times a day just to get the most recent news.

148.You bookmark directly to the dink forum in order to get there the quickest.

149.You get really,really excited when you figure out how a certain script works and you post about it in your online journal.

150).You think Chaotic is an ass because he got this thread past 150
151).You can't figure out the script assigned to a rubber duck or any other articles
152).You try to find glitches in life so you can walk into corners and stuff
153).You wonder why you are in a mental hospital
154).You say "BANANA!" every so often
155).Your fingers are so well exercised that you can turn them in ANY way

156) You're late for work and still need to get dressed and wish you had pre-loaded your sprites.

157) The first time you see a candle, you are impressed by the author who created the flickering script.
158) Most of the time, flames are not hot.

Man, this is stupid. It's one thing getting over 150, but most of these examples are CRAP.

Though 156 is pretty funny...

159:You eat dink Smallwood cereal.

160:U hide in a underground shelter when it rains because u think it's acid rain.

161:u r amazed to see people walk the way they face.

If you count the duplicit entries than we are probably at 100 or so but anyway.

162: You host a website devoted to other dinkers and their addictions

163: If you mom doesnt look much different from your girl friend

164).People address you as 'the-back-of-[your name]'s-head'
165).Sprites suddenly start morphing into other objects all the time

You actually try butt-stomping.
You have a screaming need for fireball magic when you get into a snit.
166. You find yourself obsessed with finding green tights and red armbands when you shop for clothes.
167. You can't function well without consulting Martridge.
168. You are startled to see little girls without big flower baskets and long skirts.
169. You wonder why sex sans foreplay makes Dink a stud and makes women run from you.
170. When you enter the room for an important meeting, you expect to see a flickering, "Please Wait" flash above the door.
171. You feel cheated, without slurpers to clean up the raw eggs you just dropped.
172. You've discovered - too late - that butt-stomping can't be done in those green tights you finally found.
173. You expect ducks, pigs and trees to talk to you, and wonder why people scream and run...
174. You think it's de rigeur to carry a bag of pig feed wherever you go.
175. When you get paid, you're listening for that pretty "tinkle."
176. You wonder why the bottle you're looking for doesn't bounce.
177. When you talk to people the way Dink does, you lose friends.
178. You go around saying, "bite me." (Or just "bite" for short.)
179. Why don't those green tights look as good on you?
180. You can't find a single tiny man in a blue starry robe and tall pointy hat to help you with your problems.
181. When you go onto vacant land, you're looking for slayers, slimes and pillbugs.
182. When you find a real scorpion in your house, you try to punch it - and get stung.
183. You've burned every pine tree for miles around and haven't found a single secret cache.
184. You carry a walkman, so you can listen to .mid files while you go through life.
185. You go around hitting everything, even graves!
186. You know your wife plays Dink too much when she runs off with a dude named Milder.
187. So you change your name to Flatstomp.
188. At times of momentous decisions, you look for the savebot.
189. When you're told, "the boss wants to see you," you try arm your Thunderstrike and Clawsword, and check your stats.
190. You forget how to sit down.
191. You really get off when you can put on blue boots and wiggle like mad.
192. You put on a blue jacket and expect to be able to walk through fire. (And wonder how you ended up in the burn ward.)
193. If Dink can jump off cliffs, why did you end up with two broken legs? (You're now glad you didn't try it first on the Grand Canyon.)
194. Women wearing burkas look more real to you than American women do.
195. You lust for bonca meat. Or bonca jerky.
196. You think you should be saving the world, and quit your job to go adventuring.
197. You piss publicly, or in pisspots in churches (whoops, it was the wine chalice, and now you've got some...explaining to do).
198. You think members of the Cast are following you everywhere.
199. You join the Cast, only to discover that all they do is pour molten metal into molds, or they expect you to memorize lines for some stupid play.
200. You forget you have a car. But sometimes you look for a teleport machine.
201. You never eat anything but hams and french bread, and a very occasional pie.
202. You still haven't found the king's castle in town, but are still looking.
203. You laugh when you see photos of Queen Elizabeth. Her name isn't Daniel, and her thighs aren't fat. And she's beardless, too!
204. You try treating a barmaid the way Dink does, and the bouncer gives you a taste of his HP.
205. You live in a volcanic area and wonder (in the hospital) how that cool cave you crawled into turned out to be a fumarole.
206. You already know that pillbugs and ducks have been plotting revenge for years, but the CIA won't listen to you.
207. You enjoy putting chameleons on plaid cloth, and try assuring the little Basilisk that you have enough honor. But he's hiding his scales; there isn't a single one visible, and he's not talking.
208. You decide you have to resolve to stop hitting your bosses just to find out what they're really thinking. You're tired of workmen's comp.
209. You fantasize about going to bed with Cthunik. Or that mermaid...
210. Why doesn't the local brothel have someone like Morganna?
211. You pick up every green mushroom you can find. And eat it.
212. Your best line to pick up a girl is to ask, "Are you free? (Wink Wink)"
213. You try using the scroll in Lyna to resuscitate a dead loved one.
214. You often speak in riddles and puns. People shun you.
215. Your doctor asked you how you broke all the bones in your hand, but didn't seem to know what a stone monster was.
216. The goblins are coming, the goblins are coming!

217: You post about 100 Reasons in 1 post of this thread

218: You've started a quest to eliminate the duplicates from this thread, and you hope the king will reward you greatly.

219. You wake up in heaven hungry.
220. You have a shrine in your closet devoted entirly to Dink.
221. You try and convience the two other members in your rock band that songs about Dink are what the people really want to hear. (True story.)
222. You wonder why you don't hear sound effects when you find "secret" change in your couch.
223. You map out your everyday life as if it were a DMOD.
224. You're three hours late for your wedding and the only thing you can say is, "Oh, I'm sorry honey...But hey! I found that scripting error."
225. You spend half of your life trying to figure out why you can only fit 99 sprites on a screen.
226. You wait patiently for "Dink Smallwood:The Movie." (Let's have it Seth...)
227. You held a secret memorial service for the Dink chat three days after it died hoping it would rise from the grave and save mankind.
228. You tell your wife you don't want to fornicate because you don't want to have to go on another adventure.
229. You create a dmod that is one screen too big...so to make the game work you have to redo the whole thing.
230. You try to find a cheat to get Dink nude. (For the ladies...or weird guys.)
231. You upload a video of yourself beating Dink in 11 minutes using nothing but your fists and a fireball spell.
232. You get drafted by the military and you email the gov. back telling them, "No thank you. I have another adventure I must do first."
233. Your closet shrine dedicated to Dink is getting to big so you start a cult devoted to Dink. (Hey, no taxes!)
234. You join a cult devoted to Dink.
235. You stash Dink magazines under your bed for later in the night...
236. You have 27 scrapbooks full of Dink screenshots.
237. You wont play Dance Dance Reveloution for fear that the arrows will hurt you. (Ref. to Cast Awakening: Initiation)
238. You sell your soul to get an original copy of Dink Smallwood.

239: Two words: Dink Porn.

240).You meet the real Seth by consequence and then try to kill him thinking that you will save the land.
241).People are loading barrels of wine into a truck, then you come along and ten minutes later they are yelling at you for destroying everything.
242).You have a huge craving for a banana.
243).You walk around your house and then say "Man, this house is huge, must have took the author a long time to make it".
244).You can't download any other DMods other than 'Life'.
245).You walk into a door and wonder why it didn't open when you touched it.
246).You attempt to script a table and turn it into a super-hydro-really-fast car.
247).You commit suicide, so that you can come back as a zombie reincarinated by Martridge and scare people.

248. You O.D. on childrens asperin (in the red bottle) trying to boost your strength by one point.
249. You try to kidnap all the women in your town in hopes that Dink will come to save them.
250. You get carpo tunnel in both wrists from keyboard overuse.
251. You turn off your computer and an image of Dink is burnt into the screen.
252. You make a platform version of Dink. (That would be awesome!)

253: You make a frist person shooter er i mean slicer of dink
254: You have fantasys of dink
256: This post reaches 300... (I think it will tommorow )
257: You look different to everyone else, who to you look like the same skins over and over

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Aaaagh? I guess that, too, happens when you play too much Dink...

258. You have messenger conversations with long-gone dinkers about the Dink cult you set up together long long time ago.
259. You're willing to take Seth's word for the ultimate truth in your life, so you start e-mailing him and asking for his guidance in your decisions.

Haha, its fun to aggravate SabreTrout

260: Your amazed at all the 'new' graphics of the world.
261: You review life
262: Headlice frightnen you
263: When you see a shelf full of books you only read the title of one and think youve read everything in the shelf
264: You have a Phobia of nut trees or any alk products
265: You wonder why people hate you when you burn down trees
266: You expect the king to call for you at any time (Mainly when your having $ex)

267: You expect the entire world to freeze when you start talking, and if they don't, you blame the creator.

267. You find the cure for a new disease that plagues the world and you name it after Dink.

268. you see no more than the length of a screen.
269. you do your hair like Dinks' and everyone is teasing you instead of praising you for hero.
270. you think you will change into a Duck when drinking fountain water.

271: You try to emulate dink by only sleeping at hotels, and only when you have to move your life along.
272: You just can't understand what people mean when they say 'personal hygeine' or 'change your clothes.

273. You're willing to take the IB diploma course, just to get away for once.
274. You're willing to drop the same diploma course, cause you notice you no longer have ANY dink time at all.
275. You do meticulous research on medieval thatch-roof building just to compare it with Dink's, and you actually care.
275. You also develop an interest in the goblin language and take note of all the variations of it used in different D-Mods. You consider developing a Google Translator, a Wikipedia, and a Microsoft Windows for goblin language.
276. You're forced to drop the previous idea when you realise none of those can be done in DinkC. You solemnly vow never to use another coding language.

278: Your accent makes "dink" sound like "dick" therefore making your friends beleive you have a good friend named richard...amoung other things...

279: You sleep with a life size Bonca plushie

280: you have been known to be startled in the night and grab your cardboard clawsword and slash at your set bonca plushie

281: You own the Dink Smallwood thong...and wear it.(stop looking at me like that I swear I dont wear it... )

282: You find a buried chest and open it saying "come on light sword, I needa light sword" only to be pummeled by your local chapter of retired pirates...

This thread is like 4-5 months old!

283: You forget how to hold a pen, but not a sword

284: When people ask you where you were, you say you were out killing "stuff"

285: Even when you do kill stuff and let them bleed all over, you stay imacuatlly clean

286: You first ran dink on this.

287: And you still do.

288: You have a dream, a dream to make this list into a parady of hot-or-not, with many lines, and many votes...

289: You can understand every single thing in this list.

290: You wish to be called a slayer of slayers.

291: You try to make short people do magic tricks.

292. When you put on boots you walk 10x faster so people will think you are a hero.
293. You have an extra spot on your spead-dial just incase you find Dinks phone number.

294: When you did't notice that I forgot number 277 on my last post

277. Others are filling stuff up for you.

Oops! Heh.

Problem solved

Davince, You can fill stuff up for me anytime ... If you know what I mean

295: You are harshly reprimanded for going off topic in a list thread.

eww.
Have you seen the Gender sign correctly, Vortex?

You mean those arent zodiac sign?? and I thought because they were the same that meant we were made for each other...oh well your loss

**disclaimer** no sorry vince if i was fabulous i could find better...or would better find me....anywho...**disclaimer**

OMG! They're everywhere! Back! BACK! *hides in a chest*

296).BUUUUMP!!

297) you relise this thread won't die before it gets closed.
298) you realise it might happen soon due to annoying noobs.
299) you make up crap to make the list longer.
300) you're tired of this thread and therefore post more.

This post is nearly as old as me!

This post is nearly as old as me!

I'm going to assume you meant mental age.

I for one vote that Lunacre be voted off the island and have his torch put out... and then we need to take the person who contributed most to list and sacrifice them to the forum god so that maybe he will not spite us because of our posting ignorance...

I second Vortex's motion and admit that I haven't read anything past 100.

Hey in spite of what I just said maybe we should let it go too 100 posts... Have we ever had one go that long... I dunno

I'm going to assume you meant mental age.

Actually, I meant my age on the DN.

Bah. I've read them all. So foo on you!

301: Youve Read them all (Thats Me)
302: You Admit and have pride of reading them all (Thats not ohhh BLEEP!)

This is the 99th post, so now we need to let the thread die. Why? Because it would be freaking hilarious.

yeah but you know some idiot is going to mess it up anyway.

*golf clap*

yeah but you know some idiot is going to mess it up anyway.

Like you just did?

303. If you claim to have read all posts to earn respect from fellow dinkers.

304: You claim to have read all the posts knowing full well that you will lose all respect from your fellow dinkers.

305. You decide to add an item to the list even though you haven't read through any of them, and dearly hope that it hasn't been submitted already.

306).aaaaaa
307).aaaaab
308).aaaaac
......fifteen minutes later......
4356).abdezg
4357).abdezh
4358).abdezi

4359: You beleive Vortex truly is the supreme earth overlord
4360: Even this doesnt make sence to you
4361: You send nude pictures of yourself to a email... that happens to be on my profile...

4361: You send nude pictures of yourself to a email... that happens to be on my profile...

I'm sure Tal will happily do so.

Is Tal like... perverted or something?

Tal is not perverted, just strange.

4362: You actually are all of these reasons

4363. You start making D-Mods with text like:
OMG!!11111oneone LIK N00B R U!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
U OWNED THA FINEL BOS!!111111
ect...

4364: You can't comprehend how much bumping this thread pisses me off.

dang. History repeats itself (remember when this happened back in the summer of '02 {or was it '03?})

4365:This stupid thread has been going on since january.

4366 this actualy happend to me) When you mean to tell this annoying kid in my class to just turn around and stop bugging me for 20p that he apparently lent me in first year you instead unwittiingly say; sp_dir(&stewart, 4);... That was bad, but i had just finished an all-nighter of programming, and later fell asleep during P.E....

This post will never die! As long as I'm around it will keep getting bumped! (Soon the staff are going to ban me for this.)

I belive you can get banned by bumping threads

Well, you could, but I don't think anyone ever has...

Chrispy, you're banned for bumping the thread again.

Darn it!

And if the staff do close this thread or something, we can host it elsewhere!

I hope they don't actually, let get this thread to 1000 posts

4367:When you hope this thread doesn't get to 1000 posts

It would be cool though but I don't think that will happen

4367: you think its amazing that the world doesent crash because it has too many sprites.

4368: you cut out things less important than dink so you can play it more, eg, socialising, TV, sleeping, eating, breathing.

4369: you feel a strange desire to become an uber poster...

4370: After 125 posts, you finally post in the "You've played Dink too much when..." thread, feeling honored and all

Uhhhhh...

512,367: You slit your wrists due to the stress caused by this thread.

512,368: You've become so jaded by this thread that you laugh at those slit there wrists because of this thread.

ok this thread just got flushed, if yall keep with the "this thread is too long" ones than redink might as well shut it down, it was fun when people were creative... but now... no

Well, it's still useful as the blathering on thread... Although I *am* a bit annoyed at the stupid way people have been adding numbers... the first time was funny, but it got old *really* fast.

Yep,I'm annoyed at this thread and I'm canadian.
We never get annoyed....until now.

since this thread is crap anyway, Carrie how many conflicts have canada been envoled in, I mean you don't really learn much about canada in the US

No, nonononono. You have to ask Tal and Kat that. Then things get dirty. But lets talk about less closemenationatoryforlongthreadtopics, hmm? So, has anyone ever played any of the games like dink, with the freeness and editability included? Stuff like a vamped up version of FRUA?

M*******d...

321) When the suggestions talk about prolonging the thread instead of playing Dink.

And no, I didn't skip any numbers.

322: This comunity has taken on the role of group therapy for oneself.

323: You spend almost two minuites thinking of why youve played dink to much, and in the end just resort to this crappy reason.

Please make this a part of the site and then when people send in additions we can just blame it on redinks laziness that it doesnt appear on the site...

Hmm... should I or shouldn't I? Should I or shouldn't I? TOO LATE, I DID, *BUMP!*.

EDIT: Dangit, people ignore the thread! I'm losing! CURSE YOU ALL!

324. When you make a pointless, 10-min. D-Mod where Dink says 342+ ways to know when you've played too much Dink.
325. When you hullucinate (forgive my spelling) and see pigs and ducks talking to you.
326. When you name your son Dink or Milder and name your daughter Lyna.

327).You dont think twice before swallowing a 'colourful pill'.
328).You finally realise that you can't talk to a computer in english.
329).You find out how Kory got banned the hard way.

330. When you read this entire page on "you've played too much dink when"
(haven't read it all yet. less than half.)
331. When you make a D-Mod and everyone is a Dink
332. When you cotribute to this list 10 times or more

333. When you read EVERY SINGLE WORD on this entire website

334: when three of the four last posts were yours.

335: When you repete the same things over and over again.

(334. when three of the last four posts were yours) Spacehoggy. I FIND THAT RUDE AND OFFENSIVE YOU LITTLE *************. Besides, i haven't contributed too much to this website so i wanna add more

Get a grip, fellow. Sure, he may have been poking fun at you, but I don't see any need for you to be exploding in rage.

336: When a dink related post gets more posts than this one

337. When you make fun of fellow dinkers of what they have/haven't done to contribute to this website.

338: When you take things too seriously.

339: You realise the joy of winding up dinkiller.

340: Dinkiller smells.

Screw you spacehoggy

chill ou mate. Surly you could tell i was only kidding..?

341 : You've played too much Dink when your friends say you play too much Dink. (Especially after you have tried to cast fireballs on them)

"if i wanted I could report you for flaming, but i wont."

Well, now it's pretty obvious, isn't it?

dang, i'm a fool. dont do anything to him, he's probably realy young or something.

Yes. if you read my mini Bio, you'll see i'm 12.

wow.it's still rolling..

Of course it is!

342: You haven't upgraded your computer since you got Dink as to preserve it's authenticy.

Yeah, that was just to make the post. No need for flames, m'kay?

All this time and the topic hasn't changed... that IS weird.

You've gone around and around the cast fortress trying to find the last #$R%^&! living thing so you can get ending #4!

... Or when you undie an old thread just to make an obscure Initiation reference.

EDIT : That said, I kinda agree with you.

Yeah, when you become a necromancer. I don't remember this being so long. And agreed too.\

Edit: What happened to Chaotic? Did he just leave or what?

He's probably discovered the other gender, and alcohol.

I know a little about alcohol, but what's this other gender business?

He's 12 or maybe 13 by now. He's too young to be very interested in the opposite gender. And he's too young to drink. Maybe he just felt like leaving.

343: You discover that Dink Smallwood is considered a 'fetish'
344: You realize your number 1 fetish is Dink Smallwood
345: You really wish you could have a talporn shirt

346: When you start repeating what you said in a later post on the same thread and you post 2 times in 2 minutes

His profile says 12, he doesn't have anything to let me know that it's been updated in a long while, so I'm guessing he's 13/14.

That's just the age when people start experimenting.

347: You see somewhere written DrinkSpiller and you read DinkKiller
348: You consider Tal the scariest animal.

349: You name your characters and dress them up like Dink in other games.
350: You registered for an account just recently when you could've years ago before you stopped lurking.
351: You always see the name Tal at least once when you come to the DN.
352: Your favorite word is Banana.
353: Your favorite snack is Cow.

My favorite snack is cow.

354: You tell your friend(s) that to fix/do something (opening a door, taking care of a stomach ache, an itch, sore muscle, etc.) you tell them to punch it.

355. Some unknown person revives this thread and people immediately pick it up again.

#356: When you dont find that you looking for and suddenly you hear an arkiv X midi playing
#356: When you are looking after Stonebrook village on the world-map

357: You revive a popular thread that died more that 6 months ago, and it becomes popular again.
358: When people repeat a number twice.

#356: you steal one 'DinkTooMuch' someone else already said two posts before.
#356: you notice you're doing the same:
#356: you keep hanging at the same number.

haha
#356 this
#356 thread
#356 is
#356 strange

#359 While you're wanking, someone knocks on your door, asking you to join the Hall of Heroes Society

#360 When you revive a thread 6 months old

Dinkmega, see #355 and #357... and weep! Or at least stop repeating the message.

#4,057: When you're the 17th person to point out that someone revived a months-old thread

Opps, sorry didn't see that.

#4,058 When you hit your face in a door and say: "Why it did'nt opened?"

#371 When your E-mail adress is Milder, Dink and others ( my mail is "Milder"! )

#372 When you can only "ThinkDink"

#373 When you walk careless in the streets at midnight with a bread thinking that's a sword.

#374 When you fart at the pillbugs to kill then (Cast Awekening )

#375 When you see a guy and thinks: "He looks like Milder!"

#376 When a door don't open and you say: "Warp bug"

#377 You wonder why the little girl who lives on your street aren't carring a basket with flowers.

#378 When you try found hardness errors in your room.

#379 When you know all the talks of the game.

#380 When you kill a lot of ducks to don't happens to your town the same of Windemere.

#381 When you wonder why there's not a music playing everywhere.

#382 When you hit the furnicture and say: "Die stupid bed (tables and others)

This thread will reach 400!

383. You pick up a lit candle and put it in your backpack for possible need in the future.
384. You see a locked door, can't find the key and bomb yourself dead out of frustation.
385. You continue a thread that died half a month ago
386. You forget that has already been mentioned.
387. You do it twice...

#388 You kill ducks to see them running around without a head and spurting blood all over the place.

Oh, it's been mentioned before?