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219. You wake up in heaven hungry.
220. You have a shrine in your closet devoted entirly to Dink.
221. You try and convience the two other members in your rock band that songs about Dink are what the people really want to hear. (True story.)
222. You wonder why you don't hear sound effects when you find "secret" change in your couch.
223. You map out your everyday life as if it were a DMOD.
224. You're three hours late for your wedding and the only thing you can say is, "Oh, I'm sorry honey...But hey! I found that scripting error."
225. You spend half of your life trying to figure out why you can only fit 99 sprites on a screen.
226. You wait patiently for "Dink Smallwood:The Movie." (Let's have it Seth...)
227. You held a secret memorial service for the Dink chat three days after it died hoping it would rise from the grave and save mankind.
228. You tell your wife you don't want to fornicate because you don't want to have to go on another adventure.
229. You create a dmod that is one screen too big...so to make the game work you have to redo the whole thing.
230. You try to find a cheat to get Dink nude. (For the ladies...or weird guys.)
231. You upload a video of yourself beating Dink in 11 minutes using nothing but your fists and a fireball spell.
232. You get drafted by the military and you email the gov. back telling them, "No thank you. I have another adventure I must do first."
233. Your closet shrine dedicated to Dink is getting to big so you start a cult devoted to Dink. (Hey, no taxes!)
234. You join a cult devoted to Dink.
235. You stash Dink magazines under your bed for later in the night...
236. You have 27 scrapbooks full of Dink screenshots.
237. You wont play Dance Dance Reveloution for fear that the arrows will hurt you. (Ref. to Cast Awakening: Initiation)
238. You sell your soul to get an original copy of Dink Smallwood.
220. You have a shrine in your closet devoted entirly to Dink.
221. You try and convience the two other members in your rock band that songs about Dink are what the people really want to hear. (True story.)
222. You wonder why you don't hear sound effects when you find "secret" change in your couch.
223. You map out your everyday life as if it were a DMOD.
224. You're three hours late for your wedding and the only thing you can say is, "Oh, I'm sorry honey...But hey! I found that scripting error."
225. You spend half of your life trying to figure out why you can only fit 99 sprites on a screen.
226. You wait patiently for "Dink Smallwood:The Movie." (Let's have it Seth...)
227. You held a secret memorial service for the Dink chat three days after it died hoping it would rise from the grave and save mankind.
228. You tell your wife you don't want to fornicate because you don't want to have to go on another adventure.
229. You create a dmod that is one screen too big...so to make the game work you have to redo the whole thing.
230. You try to find a cheat to get Dink nude. (For the ladies...or weird guys.)
231. You upload a video of yourself beating Dink in 11 minutes using nothing but your fists and a fireball spell.
232. You get drafted by the military and you email the gov. back telling them, "No thank you. I have another adventure I must do first."
233. Your closet shrine dedicated to Dink is getting to big so you start a cult devoted to Dink. (Hey, no taxes!)
234. You join a cult devoted to Dink.
235. You stash Dink magazines under your bed for later in the night...
236. You have 27 scrapbooks full of Dink screenshots.
237. You wont play Dance Dance Reveloution for fear that the arrows will hurt you. (Ref. to Cast Awakening: Initiation)
238. You sell your soul to get an original copy of Dink Smallwood.
