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January 9th 2005, 10:42 PM
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Chrispy
Peasant He/Him Canada
I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to.I guess. 
60. When you need money, you look for change on the ground.
61. You only have a habit of eating still-beating animal hearts.
62. You can never stand still.
63. You have a general problem with authority figures.
64. You have no respect for anything.
65. You kill your nieghbours pets.
66. You destroy your nieghbours boxes/barrels, looking for the elusive beating hearts.
67. You tie garlic and majoram to your boots, hoping you can transform them to the elusive herb boots of speen. Unfortunatly your method isn't quite refined yet, seeing as how everyone elses footware speed up when they are around you. You are also not sure why they are always gravitate away from you, but you think it may be a side effect.
68. You get frustrated when you find out your general store doesn't stock bombs.

I'll leave at that.