Updated D-Mod: Fifteen Tasks of Dink v1.2
Local Windows ME user dinkme has been convicted of updating the Fifteen Tasks of Dink to v1.2. Of the many changes, it should now take about an hour to complete instead of 15 minutes. While not confirmed, it is suspected this increase in time is caused when Dink says 'Octopus' over and over for forty-five minutes.
Its story has been extended, but doesen't say Octopus all the time.
Understand? Huh? Did someone just order me to use my brain? Eeeeek! Thinking hurt head!!
dinkme, to be completely blunt, I often lie in the news items about new files. It's just something I do as a joke. I try to make it so people know that I'm lying, and I hope everybody realized that there probably isn't anything Octopus related in Fifteen Tasks of Dink v1.2.
Hmm, the squids have been here for quite some time.. when I released my source pack, I "flew back into my nest, tending to the young squids inside" 
Squids and bananas are directly linked through their squishiness. That explains a lot imho.
