Let me ask you a question,
What do you think you need in your life right now?
A cauldron full of self-motivation. Also pizza.
A diamond pick-axe...... Now how awesome would that be?
Nails and a pocket full of sunshine.
Or a cauldron full of pizza of self-motivation that fits into a pocket of sunshine, held together with nails and filled with diamond pickaxes!
That sounds a bit too crunchy for my tastes.
That sounds a bit too crunchy for my tastes.
Hey! Don't knock it until you try it!
The crunch is what makes it good...
Hey! Don't knock it until you try it!
The crunch is what makes it good...
I'd rather not break my teeth and possibly jaw biting into it.
... quite the conversation killer now wasn't that 
Is your post a continuation of your naked with a pizza thread Tal? You do know that Pizza doesn't typically have a gender, right? There could possibly be some exception of a pizza with a gender that I haven't heard about, but it's mighty unlikely your pizza fell into it. If I'm not mistaken, pizza does not even have genitalia with which to nail it in.
Or did you mean nail the pizza with a hammer and nail? Many people nail pizzas with hammers every day, but probably not as many who nail them in other manners. I'm just going to assume you meant the more common possibility.
This also brings into question, which kind of nail are we talking about? Fingernails, right? Or is Piccolo's Namekian bud from Dragon Ball Z? Eh... Oh well, some things are just too complex to truly understand. Or overstand. Should be called Overstand if you stand over it and therefore know what it means. It's hard to know things you have to look way up towards where all you can see is their ass.
Or did you mean nail the pizza with a hammer and nail? Many people nail pizzas with hammers every day, but probably not as many who nail them in other manners. I'm just going to assume you meant the more common possibility.
This also brings into question, which kind of nail are we talking about? Fingernails, right? Or is Piccolo's Namekian bud from Dragon Ball Z? Eh... Oh well, some things are just too complex to truly understand. Or overstand. Should be called Overstand if you stand over it and therefore know what it means. It's hard to know things you have to look way up towards where all you can see is their ass.
If I'm not mistaken, pizza does not even have genitalia with which to nail it in.
That depends on whether or not the pizza has meat of unknown origin on it.
That depends on whether or not the pizza has meat of unknown origin on it.
A continuation? My frisky escapades are The Neverending Story.
