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Dink Smallwood

A free, funny, and fabulous adventure/RPG!

Hundreds of free add-on levels (D-Mods).

Built-in editor to craft your own adventure.

Old, cranky community obsessed with fruit.

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Bishop's Quest Part 1: Enter The Hero Dink Smallwood's Christmas Grasp of Darkness

"just say no. but sure, theres always that little part deep down inside thats like dammit i coulda screwed marilyn manson but i missed out. but is it worth getting genital warts?" - joshriot