The Dink Network

You find a dragon carcass, what do you do?

ChoiceVotesPercent 
Try recruiting little girls for your sect4139%
Confirm it is a dead dragon carcass2220%
See if anyone is selling light swords1615%
Look up 'Nelson' in the phone book1514%
Start posing heroicly98%
Start reciting21%
Total105100%