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December 11th 2014, 03:31 PM
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CocoMonkey
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Please Cindy, say the whole name each time. 
It varies. There were some tough DMODs early on. I do like bosses to have some sort of gimmick, rather than just having big stats. Ideally, they'll involve having to come up with some sort of strategy. But I don't like having to try more than a handful of times. "I, Kara Gu" was an exception because the boss design was so good that it was fun to keep trying. Well, fun in a masochistic sort of way.

Anyway...

Bill & Kill Challenge - Finale

Attempt 119: This thing isn't done with me. It took me this long just to get back to screen 21.

Attempt 120: Never mind, I won.

Presenting the long lost good ending:


*sniff* Yes. Yes it is.


Oh right, the story was a pirate thing.


Wooooo!

Well, there we have it. Back in my original writeup, I said that it "probably wasn't impossible;" now, I have proof. I really didn't think I'd win when I started. It goes to show that you never know what you're capable of until you give yourself a large, arbitrary number of attempts to do it in.

It took me 7 hours and 20 minutes of real time to beat "Bill & Kill 1: Sigh." The time on my save (which should have started from attempt 18) reads 4:24. So I guess we should reclassify this as an epic.

Now, I have earned the right to cheat at "Bill & Kill 3." Let's do that.

I've shown that "Bill & Kill 1" is possible to beat, and I suspect that "Bill & Kill 2" might be, but I'm very confident that "Bill & Kill 3" can't be beaten without cheating. Hey, prove me wrong, I dare you.


Yeah, good luck with that.

After fighting his way through swarms of goblins (enough to get him to level 12), Mega-Bill fought a boss called the "Avatar," an old person who bounces around like crazy and has so much health that he took four whole hits.


Truly, a terrible end.

Thank goodness I got to see the ending. I'd have hated to have that hanging over my head for the rest of my life.