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How could this happen to me?

April 21st, 03:37 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant Male Australia steam
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
I have lurked this site religiously for nearly the past 17 months, checking every day to see if there has been a new poll, racing to vote and comment on every one, barely contributing to the community in a positive manner, only desperately awaiting the arrival of Pollocracy twenty-two. But every day I am disappointed, as my dreams for Pollocracy stardom are crushed by the lack of a new Pollocracy. Will there ever be another Pollocracy? Will any of my comments even be featured? Will I ever even find out? Will I be able to go on if I have to wait even another month for a new Pollocracy? Will the pollmaster hear my plea?
April 25th, 12:15 PM
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RangerLord
Peasant Male bloop
I'm here, just hidden in the shadows. 
Meta, this is the second person asking for Pollocracy this month. Might as well make me the third one.
April 25th, 12:25 PM
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SlipDink
Peasant Male United States bloop
2nd generation. No easy way to be free. 
Well, technically there is a new poll. The https version of the http version of the poll is new.
April 26th, 02:25 AM
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DinkDude95
Peasant Male Australia steam
The guy with the cute D-Mod. 
Would I have more of a chance of being featured if I made a new comment or put in my old comment again? Hmm...
April 26th, 10:12 AM
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LEPROCHAUN
Peasant Male Japan xbox steam bloop
Responsible for making things not look like ass 
Well, technically there is a new poll. The https version of the http version of the poll is new

Whoa. That's a sure as heck plot twist if I've ever seen one.
April 26th, 11:02 AM
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Pollocracy and polls are not the same thing.

This is a pollocracy: http://dinknetwork.com/forum.cgi?MID=198312

We've had polls, there just hasn't been another pollocracy in a while.