The DN Pub
I decided to create what I call a pub thread. Here you can (pretend) drink away your sorrows, talk sports, talk about life, and sing pub songs. In other words a place to sing songs and tell dirty limericks. Have a good time.
On the singing part, if someone should start in. He sings the first part then someone else does the next.
Example.
Poster 1
I'm Henry the 8th I am.
Poster 2
Henry the 8th I am I am.
So on so forth.
However no one has to participate in the song if they want to talk about something else.
Now pub rules.
No brawling. (Ignore)
No pissing outside of the restrooms (this includes you skurn)
Now ask me what you want and I shall set em up. First round of drinks are on me.
Btw millwall fans are more than welcome.
I am going to start out with a limerick I wrote when I was little.
There was once an old man on the dock. Who really hated a clock. He got mad at it one day and threw it into the bay and told it to suck on it's c***.
On the singing part, if someone should start in. He sings the first part then someone else does the next.
Example.
Poster 1
I'm Henry the 8th I am.
Poster 2
Henry the 8th I am I am.
So on so forth.
However no one has to participate in the song if they want to talk about something else.
Now pub rules.
No brawling. (Ignore)
No pissing outside of the restrooms (this includes you skurn)
Now ask me what you want and I shall set em up. First round of drinks are on me.
Btw millwall fans are more than welcome.
I am going to start out with a limerick I wrote when I was little.
There was once an old man on the dock. Who really hated a clock. He got mad at it one day and threw it into the bay and told it to suck on it's c***.
Takes a seat
Well Ill be darned. This place looks quite alright! Ill order myself a beer. A cold beer is all ya need in these dark times.
Well Ill be darned. This place looks quite alright! Ill order myself a beer. A cold beer is all ya need in these dark times.
Bursts through the door wielding a sword.
Excuse me, everyone! I'm looking for a little girl named Mary. Have any of you seen her around? Her mother is worried sick.
Excuse me, everyone! I'm looking for a little girl named Mary. Have any of you seen her around? Her mother is worried sick.
Oh hai Blue, take a seat bruv! I'll buy us a round.
How ya been ya ol pirate?
Nah sorry mega aint seen her.
How ya been ya ol pirate?
Nah sorry mega aint seen her.
Times are dark, I tell ya. Everything moves fast, everything is bad. Ye cant take a simple walk outside without a desperate fool tryna mug ye. Even on my way here there was a mate, a merchant I presume, who was being attacked by two guards in red armor. I helped him fight em off, but the poor fool only paid me a coin. What'll king Daniel do about it?
*notices smoke and fire. While everyone else panics and try to escape,
I roll over the bar and drink beer directly from tap
I roll over the bar and drink beer directly from tap
Im just continuing my game of poker with zed
Mary is quite contrary, like Skurn. But I think she survived the pub fire. She was seen in the area of the pub garden where the fire did not spread.
Skurn was seen using an accelerant and some matches by quite a few witnesses.
Skurn was seen using an accelerant and some matches by quite a few witnesses.
In the middle of the smoldering ruins of the DN pub, two burly handsome men can be seen playing a particularly animated game of poker.
@skurn
Duck you I'm Millwall!
*Everyone beats the shit out of skurn and leaves him out in the street for dead.*
That'll teach you for TRYING to burn down my pub!
ANOTHER ROUND ON THE HOUSE MATES!
PUB SONG!
The wild goose shanty.
Did you ever see a wild gooooose, sailing oer the ocean?
For those who know not of this song visit this site and sing along!
Wild Goose
Duck you I'm Millwall!
*Everyone beats the shit out of skurn and leaves him out in the street for dead.*
That'll teach you for TRYING to burn down my pub!
ANOTHER ROUND ON THE HOUSE MATES!
PUB SONG!
The wild goose shanty.
Did you ever see a wild gooooose, sailing oer the ocean?
For those who know not of this song visit this site and sing along!
Wild Goose
