The Dink Network

Yes, this time it's a legitimate DMOD attempt.

What's it about?
This DMOD will be about Dink's holy quest to save Jesus Island from a mysterious threat. Stuff happens.

Who's Making It?
Why is this here? Because it's a co-op DMOD project by bornfree15 and I. Also, ForumLurker "contributed" by making a shoddy MSpaint loading screen so he sorta counts.

Anything New for this DMOD?
Yes! But I shall only reveal the presence of a hunting boomerang and healing crystals.

Size?
Quest or Epic.

Release Date?
January 1st, 2998

Even Jesus Needs Help from the Mighty Dink!
Greatest Script Typo Ever Made.
Ooh, a power up!
One Bonca Lazily Guards the First Dungeon...
We're Doing This One in STYLE!

best of luck to all three of u with this

not to sure about the whole Jesus thing.... But... good luck i guess?

Dude, we've had a DMOD about anarchy with pentagrams. Jesus will be fine.

Oh oh, group project! Ring the alarm bell

Good luck though!^^

another dmod i will never play

Kerrek, exactly why?

Is it something wrong with the plot, or do you just not play DMODs/can't?

Maybe he thinks it won't release. Like many DMODS which are ''in the making''.

Why start some piece of crap, when you could at least think up an interesting storyline?

"Jesus Island" sounds like it's going to include internet memes, and characters saying lololololol.

Well, that was a constructive post.

And there's much, much more to the plot than just that. If I posted everything I have planned, it wouldn't be worth playing.

I mean take a look at Cloud Castle 3's teaser consensus. Armies will march and Dink gets sunburn. I'm sure there's tons more than just armies and sun tan lotion in it.

Take a look at the words "Stuff happens".

Do characters say ''lolololol'' in it?

Maybe I'll add a secret NPC that says that for dear ol' Scratcher.

Does it have Muslim invaders or cameos?

Neither.

There *might* be a cameo later or something, but I dunno who.

will there be teleporting naked men?

I'm not just going to post a ton of information on it all at once. Save the questions for the game itself when it comes out.

Is it gonna be linear or semi-linear? Predictable hero storyline or something new? Those you NEED to answer.

From what we have currently done, it is fairly linear.

But about the plot? I don't think it's predictable at all, but that's just what I think.

Screenshots added.

Well, more screenshots.

Help im stuck in a locked thread and i cant get out!

Don't get too excited. It's nearly 2 years old.

In fact, the graphics card is highly outdated and I need to keep it on a fan stand to keep it at least somewhat cool.

You know, I could say a few screenshots don't convince me, that you need to post a YouTube video to prove you're really creating this, or that this D-Mod's gonna be crap, just like a certain person told me not too long ago. But I'm not gonna, cause this actually does look somewhat promising.

Absol, can Jesus pleeeeeease look like this? I could make the graphics for him....

Sure, sure. We were already using a farmer, but if you would like to make a Jesus graphic, we'll use it.

Is it going to be Biblical or a satirical story about religion? I'm hoping it's a satire.

Absol, can Jesus pleeeeeease look like this?

Yessssss, big lebowski reference.

I'd say it's satire.

Or I could make it satire.

I dunno. Is it satire? I guess? Maybe? Hmm...

New stuff added the first post.

can I be in it somewhere

I'm not entirely sure about cameos.

I don't think referencing the Dink Network is such a good idea in the Dinkverse for some reason.

ok and whats a cameo

A novelty appearance.

Say, if you made a quick appearance in the game as a shopkeeper or something, that would be a cameo.

No.

no?

No.

The no is to what? The cameo? The mod? Because you can?

Can i have a cameo appreance in it abs?

No to both.

Why not?

Just make it really scandalous.

Then there will be CNN outside your house waiting to interview you.
"US teen makes a scandalous remark about Jesus Christ being..............."

You will be invited to debates on religion, and you will subsequently get a hot chick.

That would be nice, except the hot chick part. I already have a hot chick.

Also...

No. dce429017357e9ac7790c30ab938a8ee

what is "dce429017357e9ac7790c30ab938a8ee" supposed to mean

you cant hide you secret hash messages from me.

V_V

Release date announced.

I'm having a bit of a hard time with date math now. Is "2998" before or after "tomorrow"?

It's before and after time's genesis.

Awww... is the Skorn baby mad? Did mommy and daddy tell you to go sleep earlier than usual? Here, let me tell you a joke which I'm sure will lighten you up.

"What is the difference between a little whining baby and Skorn? I don't wish the baby to die".