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Kiwis, kangas and, um... Chocolate?

September 28th 2011, 08:54 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Here is a great song by a (sort of Belgian) Australian and a New Zealander... Goes to show what people can do when they get along!

Little-Known Schnapple-ganger Fact: Australians and New Zealanders have been at war with each other for over 60 years. The Wars of Shipshaggabru started in 1948 when the Sydney military base launched a rocket-propelled rotten kiwi-fruit at Christchurch as part of a highly secretive test for Australian ICBMs.
September 28th 2011, 08:55 AM
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About the fact: lulz
So THAT'S why New Zealanders are called Kiwis. Ironic
September 28th 2011, 11:03 AM
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Someone
Peasant He/Him Australia
 
Actually, it was New Zealanders themselves that chose the nomenclature 'kiwis'.

Prior to the beginning of the war, New Zealand was totally obscure and unknown to the rest of the world. New Zealanders realised the only way they could be recognised as a populated country and potential tourist attraction was to define their national identity in a way that took advantage of Australia's prominence and booming tourism industry. Thus, New Zealand became known as 'that country that is at war with Australia', and New Zealanders as 'kiwis' as a reference to the origin of New Zealand's national identity.
September 28th 2011, 01:35 PM
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Skull
Peasant He/Him Finland bloop
A Disembodied Sod 
But I thought kiwis were fruits!
September 28th 2011, 02:36 PM
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They're also birds. Life is very strange down there in NZ, with all the human-fruit-birds walking/rolling/flying around.
September 28th 2011, 03:43 PM
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zeddexx
Peasant He/Him New Zealand
I'm pretty sure I'm worth atleast SIX goats... 
New zealand has the best sense of humour
September 29th 2011, 01:13 AM
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ExDeathEvn
Peasant He/Him New Zealand rumble
"Skinny Legend" 
Killing Industrialised Water In Scottish.
*starts playing a bagpipe*
September 29th 2011, 03:41 AM
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schnapper
Peasant He/Him Heard Island And Mcdonald Islands
Let us save our effort and just lie down and die. 
Dinkulum + ExDeath = Heavy laughs-in-the-out-loud
September 29th 2011, 03:55 AM
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enchilado
Peasant He/Him Australia
Quack. 
Kiwifruit are named after the birds of the genus Apteryx, which is also the origin of the colloquial name for New Zealanders.
September 29th 2011, 04:05 AM
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MsDink
Peasant She/Her New Zealand
Tag - Umm.. tag, you're it? 
Kiwifruit are actually really... *whispers* chineese gooseberries - under a new name and repackaged